I can’t stop coughing. The pizza slaves won’t stop looking at me. Oh god when will this end?

vessl:

I change my hair every week and a half, dude. Get used to it.
-Ramona Flowers

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clracomalfoy:

”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “

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shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

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Aw yiss

w1nn13-th3-p00h:

Oh yeah . I’d totally have sex with Nathan Kress .

Meow meow meow

Sad Thomas, because I am procrastinating getting in the shower.

I have to go to the bank and do bank stuff now. I literally just rolled my eyes so hard that I gave myself a headache. At least I can get a coffee though. 

yea…

There’s that I guess.

madameatomicbomb:

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

This is what the kitten looks like when she drinks, but I can never film her cuz I have to use both hands to feed her! 

we used to foster kittens for the animal foundation here and omg it’s a hassle, but then stuff like this happens.
And! you own cats get jealous and start to act like babies. we used to have a cat that would suckle the tip of his tail for attention. *u*

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davecrosland:

I’ve been on such a Doctor Who kick in the studio, lately. It only seemed right to post some good ol’ Dalek, tonight! #Dalek #DoctorWho #fanart #exterminate #scifi #fantasy #strangeandunusual #kinggum #davecrosland

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kobetyrant:

the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

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“We always knew that Crystal had a lot of potential and could do anything she wanted. She really showed a maturity and worked so hard toward her goals. I give her a lot of credit because she did this all herself.” - Christine Reed (Crystal’s mom)

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